friend: you good?
*i look up slowly*
me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
*looks at something even though I know its gonna make me mad because I’m bored and also a dramatic hoe*
It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision